Author's Note: Originally written for to comically portray my frustration for the zerg baneling bust strategy. Unfortunately the age of streaming gameplay videos (i.e. youtube) has stifled demand for this particular medium of gaming coverage. Nevertheless, I present this Starcraft 2 (Wings of Liberty) battle report in all its glory!

Banelings Bust my Bio Balls

Massing marines and marauders just own
Most of ground units you know they will bone
But bio balls with the stim packs are fast
Even the enemy air will not last

But then yesterday while playing ladder
My big bio balls began to splatter
“What the shiznit?!” I shouted with dread
Marines just shot goo from out of their head

Banelings burst my bio balls
I hear them screaming down the halls
They squirt their mess on temple walls
A marauder's ass one baneling mauls...

And just today I played a game
With balls of bio and hellion flame
But banelings coupled with Kerrigan
made my bio balls explode again

Now I no longer play with the Terrans
With this mess on my screen and this mess on my hands
So write on your blogs and your restroom walls
That banelings have finished my marauders' balls


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