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Do you fear rabid turtles?

Why or why not?

If you saw one on the horizon, what would you do?

If you stumbled upon one in the wild would you: A:Run as fast as you could B:Attemt to defeate it in a duel so you could use it as a body gaurd. or C:Try the old "your shoes are untied" trick(hoping he hasn't had the gulibility gene removed yet), and then kick him in the groin.

Why do you feel this way?

If you had to place bets on a climatic battle to the death between a Wild Rabbit O' Peril and a horrendously violent Judo Turtle of Death, Doom, and Other such Things; which would you put all of your money on.

What do you think about my site? Did you find the top secret page that is cleverly(or not so) hidden?

Why do you have this obsession with turtles? You're really starting to worry me...or is it the other way around? Who knows?