Don't...
John Lindsey
G
Don’t run naked through corn fields
Don’t run naked through pools of lava
C
Don’t run naked through mine fields
Don’t run naked while drinking java
G
Don’t run naked through churches
Don’t run naked through petting zoos
C
Don’t run naked through nettles
Don’t run naked whilst drinking booze 
D                               C
Please please don't run in the buff
D                                        C
I know putting on pants can sometimes be tuff
D                                       C
But no one really wants to see all your stuff 
D                                     D
I really really can't stress this enough
D              G
Don't run naked...
G
Don’t run naked through airports
Don’t run naked through beauty pageants
C
Don’t run naked through preschools
Don’t run naked through supermarkets
G
Don’t run naked through rest homes
Don’t run naked through wedding parties
C
Don’t run naked through Alaska
Don’t run naked through any Hardees
D                                c
Really really you could get arrested
Maybe you should get your brain tested
Running naked is not societies norm
D                         C            D
For goodness sakes man this is a coed dorm
Don't run naked...
D           G             D           C  
Don’t run naked through herds of caribou
D
Don’t run naked through chicken coops too
Don’t run naked through no man’s land
Don’t run naked through snapping turtle terrariums
Don't run naked...