"The Moose Song"
By John Lindsey

He was a moose, and an ambitious moose  (moose)
And from the zoo he managed to get loose (moose)
Now he's trampling all across the lawns
Of suburbanites and their ceramic fawns (moose moose moose)

He is a moose, and a large one at that (moose)
And he just took a dump in an old lady's hat (moose)
Now the townsfolk are getting enraged (moose)
At this majestic young moose they believe should be caged (moose moose moose)

All moose should be free as the wind (moose)
Not locked up by men and gawked at by children (moose)
All moose should be free in the plains (moose)
Not locked up in chains or ran over by trains (moose moose moose)

Now our moose friend has made it to the forest
pursuing his dream of being a florist
With a dream in his heart and a smile on his face
He adroitly uses his hooves to wrap flowers in lace (moose moose moose)

In the following months he found the cure for cancer
Ended global warming and became the world's best dancer
With a dream on his face and a smile in his heart
Our spunky young moose has perfected his art (moose moose moose)

All moose should be free in the wild
Not poked by sticks through a cage by a child
All moose should laugh and frolic in the lands (moose moose moose)
Living glorious lives and fulfilling their plans 

All moose should be free as the wind (like this moose)
Not locked up by men and gawked at by children (my favorite moose)
All moose should be free in the plains (this moose moose moose)
Not locked up in chains or ran over by trains (oh moose)